This was pretty much me today.
This seems like a good
excuse opportunity to talk about Homestuck characters as Star Trek races.
This started with me realizing Kanaya was basically a Vulcan; not an emotionless Vulcan, mind, but one who’s aiming to be like Spock was at the end of his life, with emotional reactions managed in the service of logical ends. This then lead to the idea that Rose would be half-Vulcan half-Romulan, which of course meant that Roxy would be a rebel from the sheer uptightness of the Romulan Star Empire who was working with Vulcan bioengineer Dirk on reunification, only for their efforts to be interrupted by a mysterious energy being claiming to be from the universe that existed before this one, who told them that they needed to participate in a mysterious game or else risk galactic destruction…
(Also, for those few who know what I’m talking about: Kid Enthusiastic as the son of Klingon and Vulcan diplomats who met working out the Khitomer Accords.)