fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
In a cruel twist of fate: none of the test subjects can riff.
I can’t believe how long it took me to make this connection and then draw it. Well I guess I’ve only been a portal fan for a week or so. So.. I can believe it.
A rendition of Baby It’s Cold Outside where it’s only kinda cold outside and the guy is like “it’s really not bad” and the girl is like “no fuck that I thought I saw an actual snowflake I’m staying here and hugging your space heater all night.”
That’s my romantic winter song.
If you look closely, you’ll discover that Colin Baker is largely composed of the BBC’s leftover bubble wrap and sunbeams.